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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

What Your Sweat Could Reveal About Your Health - CNN

Nuts and Butts

No go.

‘Materialists’ Production Designer and Set Decorator Estimate How Much Rent Each Character Pays for Their NYC Apartment - Variety

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

share office space ...

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can I wear a headscarf? I am a white female but I have super curly hair, like 3B - 3C. Recently, I've been putting my hair in a pineapple and putting a headscarf around it. Is that okay? I'm not trying to appropriate any cultures.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

PlayStation Plus new free game is the service's first 'AAAA' - GAMINGbible

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

No way

Journal tells author its retracting three papers for concept that ‘violates’ law of thermodynamics - Retraction Watch

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the best skin care routine product for oily skin?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Does alchemy really exist?